Tuesday night TV sucks...but the Victoria's Secret Fashion show

May save the night with it's sweet eye candy.I'm not ashamed to admit I am definitely going to be glued to the TV watching these unbelievably hot models strut,bounce and prance their way down the runway in skimpy clothes and bra's.

So im going to give my top 5 Victoria's secret models

1.Marisa Miller-don't think she's featured in this years which is a crime but to me she is the perfect specimen.Unbelievable body and magical boobies but at the same time she kind of has that girl next door charm

2.Miranda Kerr-I believe she is pregnant..Orlando Bloom..you basterd...you wiley basterd...Cute,sultry and unbelievable body.

3.Candice Swampoel-A Somewhat newer VS model but boy is she working her way up the ranks...her body is ridiculous

4.Heidi Klum-was the face of VS for years..getting older but she still is pretty damn hot


5.Adriana Lima-Always thought she was hot by a tad overrated..

wildcard making their way up-Erin Heatherton-she's got something about her..that face,those freckles,that long slender body

Monday Night Tv sucks...but Return of the living Dead

On at 10pm on chiller might just save another dreadful Monday.ROTLD is a classic that just never gets old no matter how many times you watch it.

CLU GULAGER!

note:Chiller still sucks as a channel,some of the shit they play boggles my mind.

I could stare at her all day long

I watched the whole interview but I can not tell you what it was about..I have no idea.. but if she was talking about jumping off the Eiffel Tower...I'd do it....without hesitation

Inglorious Basterds Simplified

I'm better than Ted Wiilams

we in the Killin Nazi business

I'm the Fucking Man!

temper tantrums are awesome..but I have a cool stache

she loves me

she loves me not

can't we all just get along

guess thats a no

THERE'S NO CRYING IN CINEMA!

I gotta poop...me too

Im batman!

Oh really fool?

maybe this is the batman

i get no respect

Buzz:Kick Ass(2010)

Directed by Matthew Vaughn
Cast:Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz, Lyndsy Fonseca
Acting :A
Entertainment:A +
Rewatchability:A
Overall:A

A no holds barred comic book movie for adults,a mix of spiderman,superbad and kill bill.Simply put,Kick Ass has it all,great action sequences,funny lines,loads of violence and bloodshed,unique characters and a surprisingly clever story line that keeps us all glued to our seats.

The Plot:Dave(played by Aaron Johnson),an unpopular and unnoticed high schooler fantasizes about being a superhero and wonder's why no regular person has ever tried to become one.Dave does have one superpower though..being invisible to girls.One day on the way home from the comic book store Dave and his friend Todd are robbed while an onlooker does nothing to help.This is the final straw and Dave decides its time to become someone.He goes home and orders a costume online and gives himself the name Kick Ass.He creates a myspace page and then ventures into the world of superhero's,only thing is he has no superpowers,resources or skills except getting his ass kicked as he's sent to the hospital after his first superhero moment.However he soon becomes somewhat famous thanks to a viral youtube video while at the same time pissing off local mob Frank D'amico.

The film really gets it's wheels rolling when Kick Ass meets Big Daddy and Hit Girl,a Father-daughter ass kicking duo hell bent on getting revenge on the mob.(we leanrn why through a series of flashbacks)Hit Girl played by baby faced 11 year old Chole Moretz steals the show.Watching a purple wigged adolescent as he curses,says the word Cunt,severs limbs and pretty much annihilates everyone in her way is something I had never or might not ever see again..She did so with such carnage than even the Bride from Kill Bill would be impressed.Sure an 11 year old girl kicking ass and killing adults seems lame but it's done so perfectly that you can't help but smile and root for more.Moretz is so impressive on screen that Nicholas Cage almost seems like an afterthought(which might be a good thing)She already might be the most bad ass woman superhero ever.

Things get more complicated for Dave when another superhero,Frank D'amico's lonely son ,named Red Mist(played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse) pops out of the woodwork claiming to have been inspired by Kick Ass himself.Only Red Mist has his own plans for Kick Ass.Soon Kick Ass is being pulled in different directions by all these superheroes,not to mention the Katie( Lyndsy Fonseca),thegirl he's always had a huge crush on him,suddening being interested in him.What happens next for Kick Ass?

I already mentioned how good Moretz is as Hit Girl but credit must also be give to Aaron Johnson who really has something likable and real about him.He never gets annoying or tiresome like some teenager do.Christopher Mintz Plasse(Mclovin) also is a hoot to watch as Red Mist("Yeah, that's right! We're superheroes! You love us! ")Plasse just by walking into a room is able to make me laugh.That lisp he talks with has almost become a trademark.

Kick ass needs to be given a chance even if you doubt it,which I did after seeing trailers.I thought this would be a lame and watered down superhero movie for little teenyboppers.It turns out it was the complete opposite and Boy! was I happy to be wrong for a change

Why should anyone see Kick Ass?

Well count me in as one of the doubters when I first saw the trailers, I thought it was more for the kiddies and that it would be lame and watered down.Turns out it's the complete opposite,I wouldn't let my kid see it until maybe in their early teens,not that I have a kid but if I did.It's bloody,violent,with dark comedic tones and a ton of swearing...plus it's just a fun movie to kick back watch and be entertained as you are sucked into their world.

Oh this girl caught my eye and immediately went to look for info on her...Lyndsy Fonseca is her name..she's some nice eye candy for the guys and she can act as well